Sung to the Tune of "Beverly Hillbillies"
(many apologies to those who keep rhyme and meter strictly)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Bo
A young engineer, living with his family in Bow.
Then one day he was talking with Nory
And fired on the spot, suddenly
Let go, that is, bad times, worry sets in
Well the first thing you know he’s looking for a job
Calling all around trying to get an offer from
Then, Austin from Oak Ridge said you oughtta be
Working with us here and move to Tennessee.
In the south it is, panic ensues, family freaks
Well now it’s time to say good by to all of you.
Bye to New Hampshire and the friends we always knew
You’re invited to visit us anytime you want to see
The Vacaliuc Family in their house in Tennessee.
Below the Mason Dixon Line, Set a spell.
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
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